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when i was seven my mom, brother and i went to a walmart, and usually when we go to a store my mom says “get something you want”, this time she said “do something you want” and didn’t realize it

so i went to the clothes section and hid in one of those circular racks for jeans, and this woman came along and was “tsk, this is too big… this is too big.. this is waaay too big” and i just whispered

"i bet i’m not too big”

she started screamin’ and i ran away and she called the police but we were outta walmart by then and all we saw was her screaming at the police from the parking lot “THERE WAS A MIDGET HIDING IN THE JEANS RACK I SAW IT I DEMAND JUSTICE” and my mom was like “what’s her problem”

  1. feministcosette said: HOLY FUCK
  2. kirono said: OH MY GODDD
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